この時は、好きな映画のジャンルを選んで、それに沿って映画のシナリオ的なモノを作る、という課題でした。ただ聞かれるまま「SFとアクションが好き」といってしまったため、こういう事に...

「レッドドワーフ」(イギリスのSFコメディ)か何かが頭にあったらしい。「宇宙は黒い」のところのギャグはアレにあったような記憶が。(おっぱいミサイルは、かの名作アニメ「マジンガーZ」からです、当然^^;)即席、ありがちなネタながら、これは結構笑いを取れた記憶が。


「ト書き」にあたる部分はイタリックになっております(念のため^^


SF.  Action/Adventure


Scene 1
Two agents. Terry and Jenny. They are running away from aliens.

T: Watch out Jenny!

Jenny gets shot in her right arm and it vanishes; however, there is no blood.
T God!

J Don't fuss! It's ok.

T: But...

J: I'm an android! No blood, no pain. Run!

T: Oh my...my girlfriend isn't a human being!?

J I know that's tough for you. I'm very sorry I've not told you truth.

T You...

J: I know what you are trying to say. I promise, I'll tell you everything later. But now, concentrate your attention on surviving!"

T: Well...no, what I'm thinking is...if you are an android, aren't you armed? Something like the breasts missiles, like comic heroines?

Scene 2

Aliens caught Terry and Jenny. They were taken in alien's space ship. But they (mainly Jenny) fought with aliens, and somehow occupied the spaceship from them. Now, they have seats in cockpit of spaceship.


T: You are superb, Jenny! I am so lucky, you are an android! Now, let's go home! Back to earth!

J: Well, I really hope to do, but...things seem a little tough.

She is staring front screen.  

T: Tough?  What do you mean? You're able to handle this ship, aren't you?

J: Look at the screen! (Irritated) The black thing!

T: Black? The color of space is black, naturally.

J: Don't be silly!! That's a Black hole!! It's dragging us into it! Don't you see?

T: What?? Do something!!

J: There is nothing that I can do!

T: Oh, no, no! Why didn't you avoid it? You useless...useless, silly, stupid robot!!

J: What? How dare you say such a thing?!

Their spaceship was swallowed up into the black hole.


Scene 3

An ordinary sitting room. Terry is wearing a headband and wakes up on the couch.

J: Terry, are you OK?

T: Oh, Jenny. I had a dream, honey. It was really shocking.

J: I know what it was.

T: You know? How?

Jenny takes off his headband.

J: This is a "dream disk player". You know, you can have any dream you like with it. Also, you can share the dream with someone. 

T: You mean...?

J: Yeah, I was sharing your "the escape from evil aliens' trap" dream.

T: So...

J: You told me that I was a useless, silly, stupid robot.

T: That's just a dream! Besides, she wasn't you...

J: She was me! Jenny! And she was the girl who lost her right arm to save your life.

T: But, hey, darling...

J: Terry, I didn't know you were such an idiot. You were absolutely useless in the dream. I'm disappointed with you!

Oshimai

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